I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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