very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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