I'm drive I can fine osifer
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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