So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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