dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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