Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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