yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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