I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.