I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...