You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.