I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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