I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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