you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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