I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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