Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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