Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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