i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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