You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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