i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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