Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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