do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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