So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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