Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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