Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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