I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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