Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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