i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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