I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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