So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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