I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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