Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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