i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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