He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
only if we run a train.
done.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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