My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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