He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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