some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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