Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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