Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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