no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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