There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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