I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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