The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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