allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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