p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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