people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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