I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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