The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're completely useless in the revolution.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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