we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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