i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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