Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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