Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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