He is an equal opportunity slut.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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