And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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