no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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