Who did Billy Mays play for?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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