Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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