are you so shy because you have an std?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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