Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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