was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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